Disclaimers

Investing/Tax Disclaimers

This site is for entertainment purposes only. Nothing I write here or in the comments can be considered advice or guidance for investment decisions or, for that matter, any other decisions.

For professional advice, you should always consult an investment advisor (who will charge you a >1% AUM fee) and/or accountant (who will charge you a many times what TurboTax will).

The financial world is a scary place. Unless you’ve gone through the rigorous Certified Financial Planner (CFP) requirements of finishing undergrad with any major and eventually passing an exam with a 69% pass rate, there is no way you would be able to do something as complicated as buy an index fund, hold it for 40 years, and retire. That is crazy talk! Further, financial planners bring to the table years of invaluable experience with high-cost investing, a proven strategy for producing negative alpha. What’s alpha? I have no idea what I’m talking about! Sometimes I just start referring to Greek letters at random. You’d have to be crazy to take investment or tax advice from a random internet stranger!

The reason why you can trust investment professionals such as CFP’s is because they are held to a high standard known as the “Fiduciary Standard”. Here’s a quote explaining this standard from the CFP’s own website (link):

“The fiduciary standard of care requires that a financial adviser act solely in the client’s best interest when offering personalized financial advice.”

Financial planners are legally obliged to put the client’s best interests first, which is precisely why they generally charge 1% assets under management fee for the services rendered. With a 5% expected gross return on investments and a 2% rate of inflation, that 1% fee is equal to 1/3 of the investor’s real return of 3%. On a $1M portfolio, the 1% AUM fee equates to a $10,000 annual fee in exchange for value added services such as rebalancing (a process which takes 30 seconds/year) and allocating your money in high cost mutual funds (a process guaranteed to produce negative alpha). Given the legal protections that investors have with this “Fiduciary Standard” law, it makes sense to trust everything that financial advisors tell you!

Let me repeat, you are incapable of doing any of this yourself. I am making a grievous mistake for not using investment professionals to manage my finances. DO NOT REPEAT MY SAME MISTAKES. As you can tell from my blog, the cumulative effects of being frugal, strategically thinking about my taxes, and choosing investments that cost me less than 0.065% in total asset management fees is proving to be a disastrous recipe. By exposing my own finances, I’m providing hilarious entertainment to you on how to best NOT manage your finances and investments and taxes.

 

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